womanhood: a story of boobs, babies, and breeding

Breasts.  They're complicated. Breasts are like people - they come in all shapes and sizes: small ones, large ones, lopsided ones, droopy ones, and even little pert ones that curve up at the tip so that a woman's chest looks like it is always asking a question (looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow, I remember Shakespeare in … Continue reading womanhood: a story of boobs, babies, and breeding

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a traveler’s guide to escaping greek bathrooms

The trick is not to panic. Not that the trick always works, but it helps to have a mantra. I ripped the last square of toilet paper off the roll, dried my hands, and tried the lock one more time. Nothing happened.  Fucking Athens. The day had been so lovely.  Delicious food, delicious men, and … Continue reading a traveler’s guide to escaping greek bathrooms