lame jokes could save the world

So, it has been a month.  A lot has happened in that time.  I've been pooped on by another bird. No surprise there.  I have been visited by one of my best friends, left a semi-scandalous note for a waiter, went in the Pacific Ocean for the first time in years, submitted some professional writing, … Continue reading lame jokes could save the world

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womanhood: a story of boobs, babies, and breeding

Breasts.  They're complicated. Breasts are like people - they come in all shapes and sizes: small ones, large ones, lopsided ones, droopy ones, and even little pert ones that curve up at the tip so that a woman's chest looks like it is always asking a question (looking at you Gwyneth Paltrow, I remember Shakespeare in … Continue reading womanhood: a story of boobs, babies, and breeding