the sluttiest virgin

“I'd climb that boy like a tree.” “I would let that man have my babies.” “That man looks delicious. Om-nom-nom!” “I wouldn’t say no.” My mouth has a bad habit of saying things it shouldn’t.  I like to pretend I’m making up for years of misogynistic societal sexualization of women when talking like this, but … Continue reading the sluttiest virgin

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cherry poppin momma vs swan

The first blog post.  Terrifying.  I wasn't this nervous for any of the other firsts, and there have been some humdingers (trying to bring the word back, nailed it). The first time I admitted I hate Jane Austen.  As an English major, this is a dirty secret.  My palms were sweating, and no matter how … Continue reading cherry poppin momma vs swan